I babysit for a family that has 2 little boys and a brand new baby girl. In order to keep their privacy, but still share the funny things they say, I will refer to them by Mr. Green(5) and Mr. Blue(3) and Miss Pink(1m) here on my blog.
While playing Uno with Mr. Green and Mr. Blue...
Mr. Green shouts out "Uno" when he is down to his last card.
Mr. Blue responds with "I have...I have...well I don't know how to say two in Spanish?"
Me - "Dos is how to say two in Spanish."
Mr. Blue - "I have dos cards!"